Penis

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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justin littleton. nuff said

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Women's rights

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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God.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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a horse walks into a barn

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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