- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

did you ever see a butter fly?

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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