What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Herman Cain

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Justin Littleton getting laid.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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