Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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nice shorts.

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The government makes a good decision

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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That's what he said.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Anti Joke

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