Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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gay marriage.

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Nickelback.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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penis

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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An Irishman stays home

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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