why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Penis

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Come in

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PENIS

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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a black father

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What's 6+2? 16

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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