- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Robin, get in the car.

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