Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Pianca going ham

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Aodhan Hearty

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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