- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love boobs

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Women's Rights

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What break when you talk?

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's funnier than 24? 25

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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