How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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So dont touch it

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Women's rights.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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The WNBA

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