Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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A van drives into a car.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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