- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Jewish People

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A fat man buys a salad

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

women's rights

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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