What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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