knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Scott

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Dead babies.

anus soup

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

kennah campion... being nice

justin littleton. nuff said

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A fat man buys a salad

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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