What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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lololololololololol

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Hitler is my role model

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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