Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Chuck Norris died.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Three men walked into a metal pole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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