Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Women rights.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Go away.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

DONALD TRUMP DIES

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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