What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Women's rights

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Brett Farve

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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johann grayson being liked

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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