A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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