- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

SAY

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

sixty....eight.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

I don't get it

Please don't rape me.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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