What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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. Deez nuts Ok

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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noodles

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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