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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

the WNBA

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

No.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Is Carly smart? No.

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