What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

how does peploe get around they walk

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

a horse walks into a barn

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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