why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

how does peploe get around they walk

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a horse walks into a barn

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

God is religiously proven to be real

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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