What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Turtles

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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