hi my name is? joe

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What does a man like. food.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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I have no joke. u mad?

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Mexicans working in an office

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knock knock come in

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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