when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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a black father

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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hi

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Black Poeple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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