Dear John,

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A Jew returns change.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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