What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A joke

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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