am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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hi im paul!

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti jokes are funny

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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