A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Real jokes.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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josh simpson has cancer

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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