A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Real jokes.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Slavery

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

your life

Penis

Lacrosse

i am predestal

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Penis

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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