How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

the WNBA

Exactly what?

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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