A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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I love boobs

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Nickelback

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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