Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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knock knock go away

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Hello world

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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