A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Slavery lol

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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