- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why....... Because.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

I'm gay. Great me too.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Potato salad

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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