- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

The chicken crossed the road.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

knock knock come in

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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