Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Slavery

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Oliver's friends

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

I love boobs

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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