- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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