How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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poop.........

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Hi poop!

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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