how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Scott

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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