Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Five guys one rape.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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I am black.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Women rights.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Shit.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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