- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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