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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Canada

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French people.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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