Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What what In the butt

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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