A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Myspace

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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