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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Nickelback

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Brittney Spears

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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