want to go home? yea

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Slavery lol

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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