- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

i am predestal

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

jokes r dumb

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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