what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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