In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Scott

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

your all shit at jokes

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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