Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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That's what he said.

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The geese of Growmore

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why....... Because.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Fruitcake

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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nbjhfghl

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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anus soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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