Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Oliver's friends

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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anus soup

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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