How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Womens rights

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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I won the game.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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