Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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johann grayson being liked

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Dead babies.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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okay.....

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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