- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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