A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

This is not Will Smith.

a black guy leaves prison

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A bar walks into your mother.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Dead babies.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Women's rights

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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