Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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No.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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