What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Obamacare!

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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