What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

A bar walks into your mother.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Obamacare!

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

justin littleton. nuff said

i am predestal

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

World peace

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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