Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ur mother

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Myspace

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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