Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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gays

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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