What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Women's rights

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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SAY

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jasper sucks.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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