What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's 9 +10 19

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A homeless person dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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