knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Black people

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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This is not Will Smith.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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