Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A fish walks into a bar

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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