- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

gay marriage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Please don't rape me.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Penis

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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