Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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