- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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