drugs.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Penis

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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