What time is it? 10:58

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Indeed.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Nickelback.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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George W. Bush

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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I don't get it

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beiber i straight

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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