Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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