A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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two fish are in a tank.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Bing

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Come in

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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