How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Obamacare!

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Women's Golf

i am predestal

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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