Shit.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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lewis bedford

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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69

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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9:11 make a wish

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newt gingrich

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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