barack osama

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The geese of Growmore

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Baseball

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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