What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Anti Joke

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