- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Women rights.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

I won the game.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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