Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Obamacare!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Shit.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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