Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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