3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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The glass is half an hour.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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