A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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I dislike old people.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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