Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Women's Golf

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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World peace

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Your mum is dead

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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arse

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