Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

9:11 make a wish

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What is 69? A two digit number.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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