What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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