What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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penisface

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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i wish i was a tree !

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Hi poop!

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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