Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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