Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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There is a car full of black people.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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A black man killed someone

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Anti Joke

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