A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Shit.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Obamacare!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

One Big Ass Mistake America

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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