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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

An Irishman stays home

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why were corners made? For crying.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Grapefruit.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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