Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why Because

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Haha pizza

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Anti Joke

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