- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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