Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Punchline.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What break when you talk?

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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okay.....

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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knock knock come in

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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