- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Knock knock Come in!

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Brittney Spears

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Icecream

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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