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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

A ginger rapping.

Why did the bunny eat his food