Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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