Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Ben is gay

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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