I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Women Drivers.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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women's rights

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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