What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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your momma's an antijoke

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Nicholas Cage

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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