- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What break when you talk?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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