Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Dead babies.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

One Big Ass Mistake America

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

I came.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

im black

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

hi my name is? joe

Jasper sucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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