Dead babies.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

One Big Ass Mistake America

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

I came.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

im black

hi my name is? joe

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Jasper sucks.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Chaney is a dumb b****

A ginger rapping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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