A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Kate

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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GONNA

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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this website...

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Pickle!

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Anti Joke

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