Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why did the chicken cross the road.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Slavery

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Dead babies.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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