*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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9:11 make a wish

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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