Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Womens rights.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Justin Bieber

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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