- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

corey is a nipplepotomus

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