I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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^that joke's not funny

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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I am black.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Golf.

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drugs.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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