what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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drugs.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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