- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

i wish i was a tree !

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Where else? The junk yard

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

ruddell and dodds anal

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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