Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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