what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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W.N.B.A.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Women

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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