- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

My sister has to take a dump

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

whats round and like a ball a ball

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