sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

how does peploe get around they walk

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Women rights..

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why....... Because.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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