A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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