- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Y2K

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Knock knock! Yes?

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Dan O'Driscoll

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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