A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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you are gay

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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French people

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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