Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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