- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

My children are mistakes

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

There is a car full of black people.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What's 1+1? 4.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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