How Long is a Chinese man.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Can I touch it?

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

sweaty black guy

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

God.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

you wanna hear a joke? no

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Covietz has a large penis

oops

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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