Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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W.N.B.A.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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lol

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Avery has crabs.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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