I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Justin Bieber

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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hi my name is? joe

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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