A horse walks into a bar...n

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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want to go home? yea

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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