How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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lewis bedford

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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W.N.B.A.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Fuck her

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Tacos

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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