- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A van drives into a car.

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