Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Knock Knock Good one...

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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