- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

i hate you.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Baseball

Penis jokes.

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