Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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haha.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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