What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

My butt!!!!

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

knock knock Come in.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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