There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

lewis bedford

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Poopsack Jones

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

cheese

Don't rape me!

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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