One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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oops

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sweaty black guy

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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