A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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i have 2 penises

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