- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Obama.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

oops

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What did the mole say? Nothing

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