Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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