What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

but there is a road to the super market

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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