- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Mexicans working in an office

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you find....... there's a..........

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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