What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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dead babies

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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