What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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