- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

dead babies

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Fuck her

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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