N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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chuck norris

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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