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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

A Muslim blows up a bar

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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