Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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