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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

whats gay ? you

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How Long is a Chinese man.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

shut up

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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